﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Derringforth's Xanga</title><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from Derringforth</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>Monday, December 31, 2007</title><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/635086533/item/</link><guid>http://derringforth.xanga.com/635086533/item/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:53:31 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;br&gt;Soo....&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I've started a new blog&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;it's http://derringforth.blogspot.com/&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;See you there &lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/smiley1.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://derringforth.xanga.com/635086533/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Wednesday, December 12, 2007</title><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/631787505/item/</link><guid>http://derringforth.xanga.com/631787505/item/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:15:42 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;br&gt;Sooo....been watching the second season of SNL....&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Steve Martin was insanely funny.&amp;nbsp; I swear, I just about fell off my chair laughing!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; In crafty type news, I want to get this spinning wheel&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href=""&gt;&lt;img title="" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px; width: 239px; height: 457px;" src="http://www.woolery.com/images/lendrumart2/lendrumdb4.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/User/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt=""&gt;A Lendrum original double treadle, complete with 4 standard bobbins, fast flyer, Lazy Kate, jumbo plying bobbin, etc, etc.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Also, as soon as I'm done with my Christmas knitting, I will be making this for myself.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href="about:blank"&gt;&lt;img title="" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px; width: 407px; height: 524px;" src="http://knitty.com/ISSUEwinter07/images/jeanieBEAUTY.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;A reversible hanging cable wrap...freaking woot!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Other than that?&amp;nbsp; Well, my life is boring, as usual.&amp;nbsp; Christmas is fast approaching and I am *so* ready!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; </description><comments>http://derringforth.xanga.com/631787505/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Monday, December 03, 2007</title><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/630242823/item/</link><guid>http://derringforth.xanga.com/630242823/item/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:05:53 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;br&gt;Lynda Barry is a genius.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Because she remembers childhood better than anyone else.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Reading her books is like going back in time...I remember myself in almost every strip.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;From the "dream rooms" so similar to the ones I imagined, to how books truly transported you elsewhere, to how amazing and grown up...even otherworldly all those teenagers seemed.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://derringforth.xanga.com/630242823/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tuesday, November 27, 2007</title><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/629356095/item/</link><guid>http://derringforth.xanga.com/629356095/item/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:21:42 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;br&gt;I have only ever had one reason to wish that I was a man.&amp;nbsp; That reason is that I wish I could be Santa Claus.&amp;nbsp; Really, what better job could there be than to make kids happy, if even for a minute?&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Also.&amp;nbsp; The new Sharpe is like regular Sharpe, only *better*&amp;nbsp; Yes, better.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://derringforth.xanga.com/629356095/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Monday, November 19, 2007</title><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/627987892/item/</link><guid>http://derringforth.xanga.com/627987892/item/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:48:32 GMT</pubDate><description>In my Sunday School, we've been studying the differences between various Bible translations(not saying one is better than the others, just looking at how many ways the same things can be said) and I read, among other verses, Proverbs 31 in various versions.&amp;nbsp; Well, the version in "The Message" is amazing.&amp;nbsp; I adore it.&amp;nbsp; It's written applying to modern times and it comes out beautifully.&amp;nbsp; Here it is, for your reading pleasure(note: The Message does not have verse divisions)&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Speak Out for Justice&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;" id="en-MSG-7434" class="sup"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The words of King Lemuel, the strong advice his mother gave him: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;" \=""&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;"Oh, son of mine, what can you be thinking of! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Child whom I bore! The son I dedicated to God!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Don't dissipate your virility on fortune-hunting women, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;promiscuous women who shipwreck leaders. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;" \=""&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;"Leaders can't afford to make fools of themselves, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;gulping wine and swilling beer,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Lest, hung over, they don't know right from wrong, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;and the people who depend on them are hurt.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Use wine and beer only as sedatives, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;to kill the pain and dull the ache&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Of the terminally ill, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;for whom life is a living death. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;" \=""&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;" id="en-MSG-7437" class="sup"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; "Speak up for the people who have no voice, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;for the rights of all the down-and-outers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Speak out for justice! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Stand up for the poor and destitute!" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;h5 style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hymn to a Good Wife&lt;/h5&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; A good woman is hard to find, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;and worth far more than diamonds.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Her husband trusts her without reserve, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;and never has reason to regret it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Never spiteful, she treats him generously &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;all her life long.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;She shops around for the best yarns and cottons, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;and enjoys knitting and sewing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;She's like a trading ship that sails to faraway places &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;and brings back exotic surprises.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;She's up before dawn, preparing breakfast &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;for her family and organizing her day.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;She looks over a field and buys it, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;then, with money she's put aside, plants a garden.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;First thing in the morning, she dresses for work, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;rolls up her sleeves, eager to get started.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;She senses the worth of her work, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;is in no hurry to call it quits for the day.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;She's skilled in the crafts of home and hearth, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;diligent in homemaking.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;She's quick to assist anyone in need, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;reaches out to help the poor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;She doesn't worry about her family when it snows; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;their winter clothes are all mended and ready to wear.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;She makes her own clothing, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;and dresses in colorful linens and silks.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Her husband is greatly respected &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;when he deliberates with the city fathers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;She designs gowns and sells them, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;brings the sweaters she knits to the dress shops.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Her clothes are well-made and elegant, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;and she always faces tomorrow with a smile.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;When she speaks she has something worthwhile to say, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;and she always says it kindly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;She keeps an eye on everyone in her household, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;and keeps them all busy and productive.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Her children respect and bless her; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;her husband joins in with words of praise:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Many women have done wonderful things, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;but you've outclassed them all!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Charm can mislead and beauty soon fades. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;The woman to be admired and praised &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;is the woman who lives in the Fear-of-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-variant: small-caps; font-style: italic;"&gt;God&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Give her everything she deserves! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Festoon her life with praises!&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://derringforth.xanga.com/627987892/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tuesday, November 13, 2007</title><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/626762816/item/</link><guid>http://derringforth.xanga.com/626762816/item/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:14:02 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;br&gt;Please pray for Noah!&amp;nbsp; He broke one of his upper front teeth(a grown up tooth) this morning and spent all afternoon/evening in the ER, and now has to go to a specialist elsewhere tomorrow.&amp;nbsp; He's terribly brave about the whole thing.&amp;nbsp; He's such a good boy. &lt;br&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;**Edit* He went to the dentist, and they glued his tooth back together.&amp;nbsp; Hopefully it will take.&amp;nbsp; It still hurts him, but he's so brave about it.&lt;br&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/a&gt; </description><comments>http://derringforth.xanga.com/626762816/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Saturday, November 10, 2007</title><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/626239823/item/</link><guid>http://derringforth.xanga.com/626239823/item/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:20:08 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;br&gt;So, in this movie, the guy who plays Billy, that sweet stuttering guy?&lt;br&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.xanga.com/private/editorx.aspx?uid=626239823"&gt;&lt;img title="" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" src="http://www.nndb.com/people/591/000056423/dourif.jpg" width="200"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;He's Grima Wormtongue.&amp;nbsp; In LOTR.&amp;nbsp; Yeah.&amp;nbsp; That's just freaky.&lt;br&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.xanga.com/private/editorx.aspx?uid=626239823"&gt;&lt;img title="" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px; width: 249px; height: 216px;" src="http://www.tuckborough.net/images/grima.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;This video is funny.&amp;nbsp; And not related the the movie.&amp;nbsp; Which isn't funny.&amp;nbsp; Yep.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZVjKlBCvhg&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZVjKlBCvhg&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="225" width="325"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;   </description><comments>http://derringforth.xanga.com/626239823/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Wednesday, November 07, 2007</title><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/625684582/item/</link><guid>http://derringforth.xanga.com/625684582/item/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:17:19 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;br&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="about:blank"&gt;&lt;img title="" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px; width: 419px; height: 401px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-just15minutes-geico.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Cat can has alternative nom targetz pleez. Kthxbai. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; </description><comments>http://derringforth.xanga.com/625684582/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Things That Are Awesome(A partial list)</title><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/625518498/things-that-are-awesomea-partial-list/</link><guid>http://derringforth.xanga.com/625518498/things-that-are-awesomea-partial-list/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:15:41 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ravelry.com" target="_new"&gt;Ravelry&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.austenblog.com" target="_new"&gt;Jane Austen&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;really fresh &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeycrisp" target="_new"&gt;honeycrisp&lt;/a&gt; apples&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com" target="_new"&gt;Etsy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandolin" target="_new"&gt;Mandolins&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Izzard" target="_new"&gt;Eddie Izzard&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;How dying yarn feels like magic&lt;br&gt;People who are creative enough to come up with &lt;a href="http://carissaknits.blogspot.com/2007/06/r2d2-beanie.html" target="_new"&gt;things like this&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://elderly.com/" target="_new"&gt;Elderly Instruments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;This &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holman_Christian_Standard_Bible" target="_new"&gt;Bible translation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice" target="_new"&gt;Rice&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thilefans.com" target="_new"&gt;Chris Thile&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://derringforth.xanga.com/625518498/things-that-are-awesomea-partial-list/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, November 01, 2007</title><link>http://derringforth.xanga.com/624782859/item/</link><guid>http://derringforth.xanga.com/624782859/item/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 18:51:21 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;span class="g"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="g"&gt;&lt;br&gt;"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ~Mohandas Gandhi&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><comments>http://derringforth.xanga.com/624782859/item/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>